I mean really really hate with all of the passion you can muster? What do you hate so much you foam at the mouth when confronting it? I am not talking about mere dislikes such as left lane bandits on the freeway or your ex-spouse but the real hate that consumes your soul. You know what I mean so go ahead and spout off if you want.
There are two things I hate so much I can barely write about them and they are eating fresh tomatoes and jazz. I have already preached enough about my hatred of fresh tomatoes so let me express my hatred of jazz. By the way I do not hate people who like tomatoes or jazz so let me get that straight. Everyone is entitled to their own tastes in food or music no matter how much it repulses me. This is not an article about the merits of jazz or tomatoes so please keep that in mind if you care to reply.
Let me talk about jazz a little if I may. They call it music, and techniqually they are correct as it is played on musical instruments but that is as far as it goes. There is no beat to it, no sense of rythym or nothing else. When I hear jazz I want to instantly commit suicide but so far have resisted. By the way I am not talking about Dixieland or Ragtime but the garbage they call modern jazz or whatever they call it. It sounds like nothing more than musicians practicing to be real musicians and I can live without it. Once a friend of mine, who liked jazz, told me my problem was that I had never heard good jazz, so instead of saying "there is no such thing" I agreed to go with her to a Seattle bar that was noted for it's jazz. Without mentioning the name of the performer (she is quite famous and is not Kenny G) I felt the cold sweat break out when she started singing and it only got worse. It was a near death experience. So there, I have heard "good jazz" and if anything it is even worse than bad jazz.
This is not an article about jazz, unless you want it to be, but more of a chance to spout off about whatever. Thank you.